May 2013
15 posts
peoplearedifferent-getoverit asked: How are you?
Reblog if it is alright if I come to your blog and...
reblog if your existence as flesh is a nightmare...
the-half-bl00d-princess:
nothingbeatsagoodbook:
everykissbeginswithgay:
tyrannia:
1stclasspussy:
I don’t believe in Canada
HOLY SHIT ALASKA IS FUCKING HUGE
someone go tell John Green we found Alaska
bullshitandsparkles:
Man I need a hug
milesjai:
thatfunnyblog:
You know what’s creepy about Humpty Dumpty?
They never said he was an egg.
Thank you. Someone finally understands me. Biggest plot twists of my life.
12 things girls need to do before they get...
hplyrikz:
Ladies! 12 things to check off your list before you say ‘I do’,
#2 is very important! > http://bit.ly/12Qq2Uy
don't forget to smile: The Signs as Cats →
psych-facts:
Aries cat will put your house & furniture in great danger. You should buy them plenty of cheap toys (They will quickly destroy them)
Taurus cat will eat and sleep the whole day. They rarely go outside, and you can keep your lap warm during winter by owning one of these…
I feel like killing myself..
reblog if you`ve killed someone
basedgodstoleallthenoodles:
thedoctorsin221b:
taco-l0ve:
phangirlingoverdisney:
queeenrachet:
biersackimagines:
enjoying-all-music:
let’s make this the post with the most notes ever.
yes.
Almost 13 million
13 million and counting.
what the hell did this even start as
14 million
April 2013
27 posts
thats-slightly-raven:
feistie:
thats-slightly-raven:
I JUST BURNT MY HAND ON MY LAMP TRYING TO TURN IT OFF LAMPS SHOULD NOT BE HOT ENOUGH TO GIVE YOU THIRD DEGREE BURNS THIS IS BULLSHIT.
maybe if you’d go outside and used natural sunlight instead of running your lamp for 13 hours straight, this wouldn’t happen :)
OH I’M SORRY IT’S 3:38AM LET ME JUST WAKE UP THE SUN SO I CAN SIT OUTSIDE...
krvsty:
“i had a bad day” i say every day
Proud
No one ever in my fifteen years of living have told me, “I’m proud of you.” I try to do everything in my power to be hinder percent my self and apparently that’s not good enough..
ahtlolevad:
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
what if jamie lee curtis is still in lindsay lohan’s body and jamie is the one ruining lindsays reputation
and lindsay is just doing yogurt commercials
flyawaymax:
turntechgodisc:
warpedlamp:
turntechgodisc:
everyone who reblogs this post will live forever
thats right
immortality just a click away
you just need to reblog this
and say goodbye to aging
I am skeptical.
fair enough
meet me here in a thousand years on tumblr and well see if i was right
and if you dont show ill assume its cause youre scared
since you reblogged this...
upgraders:
“r u a top or a bottom” what do you mean like bunk beds or mario kart or what
“I call top” Gets to his place. Has bunk beds.
Watchfinnharries:
This is why i love you Internet
Groups
I’m tired of my so called pack. I’m tired of them. It started with all the miss fits. Now it just feels like we talk about all the same stuff. Boyfriends, sex, same jokes. Nothing new. Im not the kind that likes talking about the surface area of topics. They find the need to be the same. The girls are like this. Not the guys.
Reblog if you'd care if I killed myself
paintedbreath:
i tried to scroll past this but that one reblog just might save somebodies life
dancing-on-the-traintracks:
I want to die.
methlabrador:
methlabrador:
nintendoggystyle:
encephalopathy:
urban dictionary has saved me from asking so many awkward questions
yeah ill never have to ask what a ‘rusty trombone’ is again
whats a rusty trombone
oh
I hope you find that urben dictionary, my friend.
People at school: Are you okay?
Me: Yeah.
Teachers: Are you okay?
Me: Yeah
Parents: Are you okay?
Me: Yeah
Sibling: Are you okay?
Me: Yeah.
Me: *locks self in room* *sinks to the ground* *cries for hours*
March 2013
5 posts
.Stoner Girlfriend.
“are you mad? sad? are you mad at me?” “disappointed” “I’m sorry, I just have a lot of stress in my life right now.” “doesn’t everyone?” “well yeah but…., I’m sorry that was a bad excuse..” .then you walked to me. “it’s just Daniel wants a stoner girlfriend. and I’m tired of hearing him...
Good job
Seeing your friend fuck her life over just because her boyfriend wants a stoner girlfriend.
February 2013
8 posts
brbjellyfishing:
My friend is suicidal and I keep trying to convince him that if he killed himself that a lot more people would be affected by it than he thinks. I want to prove to him that it would affect everyone around him and even people he doesn’t even know. I’m trying to stay really strong and help him but it’s hard sometimes. I’m not even supposed to be telling anyone this. I’m just...
