•My thumb is 2x longer than your dick.
• The smartest thing to come out of your mouth was that nerds dick.
•Oh I’m sorry, I didn’t recognize you without that dick in your mouth. •When you go into banks, they ask you to put the mask on. •Bitch, I couldn’t count all the man you’ve slept with with my toes and fingers.
10 comebacks I’ve never seen on here!~
1. you’re just mad because your mom has a bigger dick than you.
2. I heard they’re selling lives at the mall, you should go get one!
3. I would slap you, but I would.probably get arrested for animal abuse. 4. I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and come up with a better argument than that. 5.you’re not yourself today…I noticed the improvement immediately! 6. if you’re gonna be 2 faced you could at least make one of them pretty. 7. “suck my dick!” “well my mom did tell me to enjoy the little things in life.. ” 8. your dick belongs in your pants, not in your personality. 9. you’re like a rug, dirty and layed on your back 24/7. 10. awwh, did someone light your tampon string?